Friday 27 March 2009

Some Facts About Rajanikant !!!!!!!

Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …on a piano.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…… ……… his heart lost.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.
Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

8 comments:

Indrajal Comics Treasures said...

CHANDOBA, tula Rajnikant kadkadun chawla ka? aare ijc sodun tu hekay chalu kele?

mala watle #16 post karshil.....:-)

The Phantom Head (TPH) said...

Oh yes, Rajni has been a good student and responded well to the lessons, but there are still a few tricks I haven't trained him into yet. :o)

King Viswa said...

Hi,

Eventhough these have been floating in the Mail's For Long enough, it is wonderful to read them in your Blog and Made to comment for the 1st time in your Blog.

Hey, By the way, As Amithab Bachchan was made a Comics Hero in IBH's Star Comics, Rajni Kanth was also Made as a comics hero and a friend of mine has done postings on that.

here are the links:

http://kakokaku.blogspot.com/2009/01/blog-post_29.html

http://kakokaku.blogspot.com/2009/02/blog-post.html

Of course they are in Tamil. Can't help on that.

Keep Going.

King Viswa.
தமிழ் காமிக்ஸ் உலகம்

adibud34 said...

Ha ha! ICC, This is pretty fun! They have similar dialogues about Chuck Norris and Mr. T here in the US. I guess any "epic-star" is subject to these satirical jokes!

bharat said...

Rajnikanth can do a Wheelie on a Unicyle.... Just loved it

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Phantom And Mandrake Fan said...

This is extremely funny.....
Awesome collection
BTW did you know Rajnikanth was a bus conductor in Bangalore. My aunt remembers going in a bus to work and would see him every day.

Phantom And Mandrake Fan said...

He is a staunch devotee of Sri GuruRaghavendra Swami
my mom says that has blessed him and today he is because of that devotion and simple living (understands how tough life can be for a normal indian